do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
