Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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