Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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