it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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