Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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