Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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