He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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