gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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