If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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