i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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