Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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