Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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