Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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