i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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