No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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