no. you can't hotbox the world.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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