He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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