i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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