i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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