Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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