David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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