i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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