are you so shy because you have an std?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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