Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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