She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I feel like death gave me a hand job
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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