I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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