Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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