RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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