So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
