plz talk dirty to me
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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