yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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