There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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