If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
they need to just BURY HIM!
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i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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