Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
whose parrot is this?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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