Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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