Heybabeimwearingurpanties
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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