I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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