its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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