okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Randomize
