But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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