When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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