My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
two words: eviction party
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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