Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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