I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I smell like Dick and happiness
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