Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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