went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
time to smoke my breakfast
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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