just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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