I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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