Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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