Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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