If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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