i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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