woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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